Yes, I'm stealing the title from our very own Edgemaster, as he's the one who alerted us to the story, and I think it's quite fitting. Good old Bill O'Reilly has taken some time off making up facts to share with us his views on video games and iPods:

Basically what you have is a large portion of the population, mostly younger people under the age of 45, who don’t deal with reality - ever. So they don’t know what day it is; they don’t know temperature it is; they don’t know what their neighbor looks like. They don’t know anything… because they are constantly diverted by a machine. Now what this does is it takes a person away from reality because they’ve created their own reality…

Oh, and there's so much more...




Edgemaster does ask that we keep the following in mind:

Unfortunately I'm not sure when he made this statement, because I don't know what day it is, or even if it's day or night right now. I'm pretty sure my neighbors could tell me, but then again I'm not quite sure if I even have neighbors. My gut tells me it's probably June though, and almost certainly daytime. I think I'll head over to the beach... but only for a short while, because I need to get back to my OpiumBox360 or I get withdrawal symptoms.

Damn kids with your video games, and your rock music.

Personally, I think these are the things Bill tells himself to explain why no one in the 18-35 year old demographic watches his show.

Read the transcript via GamePolitics.com