Say it ain't so! Tell me that Peach has not finally submitted to the charms of Bowser. Tell me that Bowser's history of kidnapping Peach has resulted in some form of Stockholm syndrome and that Peach is simply not in her right mind. Tell me that Mario still cares!!!

You may wonder what all of the fuss is about. Why I'm in such a fragile state of affairs. Well, you would be too if you got this press release from Nintendo today:

This isn't just some willy-nilly wedding. This doesn't seem forced on the part of Bowser. I mean, for God's sake, they have an official wedding announcement!!!

Well, as Allison reported back in January, it does indeed seem as if "Super Paper Mario" will hit the Wii on April 9th.

At that time, we'll buy the game and take control of Mario in a quest to knock some sense into Peach and to once again, rescue her from the arms of Bowser. Allison can't wait!