Remember the Comedy Central Wii-a-day giveaway this past Thanksgiving? Well, the grand prize was a custom Scion xB, decked out in a Wii paint job and customized with all sorts of electronic gadgetry.
Well, that very car is up on eBay. I want it so bad!!!

Aside from being a nearly-new Scion xB, which I have actually grown to like, it is decked out with four LCD screens, a killer stereo, a custom interior, and it only has 337 miles on it. It is just too good to be true.
If anybody wants to buy it for me, I'll fly to PA and drive it back to Oregon. Nintendo? Care to document my cross-country trip? Hmm? It'd be just like your commercials. Call me.