I've never played Guitar Hero but I love it. I love thinking about how good I'd be at it. I love to imagine screaming at the top of my lungs, "Hello Cleveland!," and then proceeding to rock the stadium like no man before me.

Well, maybe with Guitar Hero 3 (October, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360, Wii), I'll finally fulfill my dreams. The big draw this time? Slash!

That's right, Slash, the guitar player of my teen years is to be featured in the game. Add to that a killer line-up of songs including Welcome to the Jungle (Guns n Roses), Even Flow (Pearl Jam), and Paint it Black (Rolling Stones), and you pretty much have the soundtrack of my high school years. Oh, and there's finally a wireless guitar.

Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. Yeahahhahahahahhahhhhhhhh!!!