Okay, they're not those kind of jackets, but they do slip over your Nintendo Wii Remote, keeping it snugly warm and more importantly, cushy soft.

Nintendo, in its quest to quell the idea that airborn Wii Remotes continue to be a problem, is now making Wii Remote jackets standard equipment on all new purchases.

That means fewer eyes poked out, fewer little brothers and sisters with bumps on their heads, and fewer broken hips for the elderly.

Those of us with the glass-like edges of the hard plastic of yesteryear? Don't fret. We'll soon be safe from ourselves. Head on over to Nintendo.com and click the "Wii Remote Jacket Offer" image.