Don't worry, craptastic is a good thing. It's a term I reserve for things like the "American Idol" Ford commercials, the new NBC show, "Wipeout" (I just can't get enough of people bouncing off of huge red rubber ball), and the comic strip "Ziggy".

And, in this case, you have Marky Mark (who I actually think is a quality actor) in shoot-em-up-fest, "Max Payne". I wonder if Marky Mark will have bullet time?