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"C" Missions (Colonel Cortez)
Treacherous Swine
Go and kill Gonzalez. You are given a CHAINSAW from the beginning, so it may be an ugly death for Gonzalez. Head for
the Pink dot, in the club.
Gonzalez will run. Run after him (put away the CHAINSAW for speed). When you get near him, pull out your CHAINSAW and
hack away at him. Now you're wanted.
Hop in a vehicle and head toward the Pay -N- Spray in Vice Point (the Pink dot). Upon entering, you will have completed
the mission.
You've earned $250.
Mall Shootout
Meet the courier at the mall. Jump in a car and head for the Yellow dot. It's pointing up so you know
the courier is above you.
Head into the mall and go up the escalator to meet the courier.
The courier if fleeing with the guidance chips. Don't let him get away. Follow the Yellow dot. Hop in a car and chase him.
Knock him off of his Moped (Faggio) and run him down. Grab the GUIDANCE CHIPS.
Take the GUIDANCE CHIPS back to the Colonel. Jump in a car and head toward the Pink dot.
You're gonna have a wanted level of 2 at this point, so keep moving.
You've earned $500.
Guardian Angels
The Colonel has arranged some firepower for you at the multilevel car park. Head to the
Yellow dot. Pick up the Ruger Assualt Rifle. You'll meet Lance again.
Go with Lance to the drop off and watch over Diaz. Head to the Pink dot.
Head up the stairs to the Pink glow.
Watch over the deal making sure Diaz and Lance are safe.
Arm your Ruger and go into First Person "R1". Protect Diaz and Lance from the guys attacking from both
directions. About 5 cars worth of guys will come out. Keep an eye on Lance on the balcony above as two guys go up there to
fight him. Eventually, one will escape.
Grab the bike, and chase him down, to get Diaz's money back. Hop on the Bike and use your "O" button
to shoot at him while you follow. Kill him anyway you can. Pick up the briefcase.
Take the briefcase back to Diaz. Head to the Pink dot.
You've earned $1,000.
Sir, Yes Sir!
Go and acquire the piece of military hardware that is being taken through town. Race to the Yellow dot.
Locate the convoy. You are told to find a way to steal the tank. Enter the Restaurant/Coffee/Bagel Store
(with the "Exploder" billboard on top). Wait.
As the convoy passes, you'll hear someone be told to get some doughnuts, and he says "Sir, Yes Sir".
Once this happens, run out and open the left side of the tank and begin driving it.
Drop the tank off in the Colonel's lockup before it self destructs. Just drive it toward the pink dot.
Watch the Destruct meter.
You've earned $2000.
All Hands on Deck
Defend the Colonel and his Yacht at all costs.
First thing you have to do here is shoot the guys on the boats surrounding your yacht. Your RIFLE with the sight does
the job here well. Clear out both sides. Then you're told to go up front and clear a path for the yacht. Don't worry about
clearing a path here, just keep shooting the bad guys that approach.
Next, you'll be notified that you have to take care of the helicopters. Go ahead and take out you INGRAM, use your R-1
button, and shoot away. When two of them fall, you have one more attack chopper to get. By this point I had run out of
INGRAM ammo, so I went back to the RIFLE. Try to stand under the yacht's awning so you get hit with fewer shots from
the chopper.
Once you've knocked this guy down, you're told again to clear a path for the yacht. Just go to the front of the ship
and shoot at the two yachts in front of you, to the middle. A few shots will ignite them, they'll blow, and you'll be clear.